I run with music. For me, great music during a good run equals much enjoyment. Having said that, there’s nothing worse than being in your groove and having a terrible song come through your headphones. The momentum that you have gained instantly vanishes when the Biebs starts whispering sweet nothings to your ears. (That’s me also admitting that the Biebs has made a few of my music playlists. No shame.) It’s painful, but humorous. Searching the web, one can find countless “great running playlists” compiled by many with diverse tastes in music. You know what you don’t find? People touting terrible running playlists. Until now.
While on a run the other evening, I decided that I needed to develop such list. I don’t expect you to load this playlist into your device, but I do hope it makes you laugh. If you really do want access to the World’s Worst Running Playlist, you can find it on Spotify by searching for “World’s Worst Running Playlist.”
The World’s Worst Running Playlist:
The Lazy Song – Bruno Mars
Hit The Wall – Elizabeth & The Catapult
Feelin Low – Ernie Chaffin (Chaffin is bad, real bad)
Dreamkiller – Love You Long Time
Bird Pooped On My Head – Mr. Monkeybum
My Dream mon amour – The Blisters Boyz
Short Shorts – Branko Remix – Ezekiel
Meanwhile – Dirty Socks
Glide – Thunder Body
Gassy – T-Nutty
Underwear Bomb – Loincloth
I Ain’t Gettin’ Nowhere Fast – Cab Calloway
Unchained Dog – Andrew Strong
Short Breath – A. Skillz (This song seriously makes you want an oxygen tank)
Blood on the Curb – Meshell Ndegeocello
Hills of Eternity – Buckethead
No Water – Bob Marley
Throw It Up – Lil Jon
Running on Empty – Jackson Browne
Tired of Running – Snoop Lion
Running Up That Hill – Placebo
Heartburn Waltz – Rick Gallagher
Sweating Bullets – Megadeath
And last, and definitely least my friends – Bloody Nipples – J Bigga (Perhaps the worst music video of all time)
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That’s a truly awful running playlist 🙂
Awesome! Can’t say I’m going to try this one out (I need all the help I can get usually), but thanks for the laugh!
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