The World’s Worst Running Playlist

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I run with music. For me, great music during a good run equals much enjoyment. Having said that, there’s nothing worse than being in your groove and having a terrible song come through your headphones. The momentum that you have gained instantly vanishes when the Biebs starts whispering sweet nothings to your ears. (That’s me also admitting that the Biebs has made a few of my music playlists. No shame.) It’s painful, but humorous. Searching the web, one can find countless “great running playlists” compiled by many with diverse tastes in music. You know what you don’t find? People touting terrible running playlists. Until now.

While on a run the other evening, I decided that I needed to develop such list. I don’t expect you to load this playlist into your device, but I do hope it makes you laugh. If you really do want access to the World’s Worst Running Playlist, you can find it on Spotify by searching for “World’s Worst Running Playlist.”

The World’s Worst Running Playlist:

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The Lazy Song
– Bruno Mars

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Hit The Wall
– Elizabeth & The Catapult

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Feelin Low – Ernie Chaffin (Chaffin is bad, real bad)

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Dreamkiller – Love You Long Time

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Bird Pooped On My Head – Mr. Monkeybum

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My Dream mon amour – The Blisters Boyz

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Short Shorts – Branko Remix – Ezekiel

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Meanwhile – Dirty Socks

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Glide – Thunder Body

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Gassy – T-Nutty

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Underwear Bomb – Loincloth

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I Ain’t Gettin’ Nowhere Fast – Cab Calloway

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Unchained Dog – Andrew Strong

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Short Breath – A. Skillz (This song seriously makes you want an oxygen tank)

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Blood on the Curb – Meshell Ndegeocello

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Hills of Eternity – Buckethead

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No Water – Bob Marley

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Throw It Up – Lil Jon

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Running on Empty – Jackson Browne

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Tired of Running – Snoop Lion

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Running Up That Hill – Placebo

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Heartburn Waltz – Rick Gallagher

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Sweating Bullets – Megadeath

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And last, and definitely least my friends – Bloody Nipples – J Bigga (Perhaps the worst music video of all time)

3 Comments Add yours

  1. That’s a truly awful running playlist 🙂

  2. SueAnn says:

    Awesome! Can’t say I’m going to try this one out (I need all the help I can get usually), but thanks for the laugh!

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